An Open Letter to my Brother
To my little brother, Sometimes you are the world’s largest asshole. No serious, you can be. But I know that’s just because it may run in...
An Open Letter to my Parents
Dear Mom and Dad, So I’ve been on this planet for almost 22 years now and I’m finally starting to realize what you’ve been trying to...
An Open Letter to Retail Customers
Dear customers: I think I speak on behalf of the majority of the retail worker population when I discuss several issues we tend to have...
An Open Letter to all the Asshats I’ve Ever Dated:
So I’d like to start by saying that not all of you are asshats, and frankly, the fact that asshat is stored in my computer and doesn’t...
