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What drives me insane about driving with other humans on the road...

Hannah
Jul 22, 2015
4 min read

There are many things that piss me off, but nothing pisses me off more than people who have their license and are allowed behind the wheel of a gazillion ton vehicle when they don’t know how to fucking drive. I am not talking about women in general, although some women really can’t drive, I’m talking about men as well, cause y’all drive like assholes, not all the time, but most of the time.

In this post will be listed just a FEW of the things that really grind my gears about people who can’t fucking drive, and I’m sure we can all agree on at least a few of em:

When people don’t use their blinkers. This really pisses me off, especially when the older (and I mean much older generations, like, our “elders”) don’t use them. YOU WERE PROBABLY AROUND WHEN THE TURN SIGNAL WAS INVENTED, WHY NOT USE IT!? It’s literally the simplest task you could possibly be asked to do… You don’t even have to take your hands from the steering wheel. So just use it, it’s not there for decoration, it’s there for safety.
When people turn on their blinker and drive two miles before thinking they should turn it off. Cause not only does that fool the people behind you, but it creates a line of slow drivers behind you waiting for you to fucking turn. Yes, you should use it, but you also shouldn’t abuse it…. So learn to use it right… PRETTY FUCKING PLEASE.
When the person ahead of you goes to turn, but waits for EVERY SINGLE CAR to go by, even when they could easily make it… And decides to take up the entire lane in order to do so, so not only do THEY miss the light rotation, but all the cars BEHIND them miss the light rotation as well… Just for it to happen all over again. Move the fuck over or I will plow your car down.
When you’re sitting at a read light, waiting for it to change, and AS SOON AS IT DOES the car behind you beeps like you just waited through 4 rotations and this would be the 5th… Calm your ass down, and I will go. I see that it is green, but I’m sorry… It takes me .02 seconds to take my foot off the break and press the gas. I’ll make sure to be inching next time you’re behind me cause YOU left late for work this morning. Don’t be a fucking dick…
And the role reversal, when you’re sitting behind a car that is sitting at a green light… What shade of green are you waiting for?! Forest? Lime? Chartreuse?! You’re in a vehicle, the least you could do is pay attention to the road. And what’s even worse, is when you can visibly see that the person is on their phone… Just sitting there.. Like, can you please put that fucking thing down for 2 GOD DAMN SECONDS AND DRIVE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON…!? Guess not. You best believe I WILL honk at your ass if you’re using your phone in your car while you're supposed to be driving.
When people dog you on the highway. This shit really pisses me off.. Yes I have done my fair share, but it was never intentional or to try and scare anyone. But there are people out there who speed far faster than they ever should and will tailgate you to no end. I’ve had someone almost run me off the road on the highway before, and it was a GROWN ASS MAN (and he was apparently apart of some sort of authority group of sorts, according to his fancy additional front license plate). It was not fun, and of course, calling the police got me nowhere, but that’s a story for a different day. In short, don’t be an asshat and tailgate me cause you’re late for work. Cause I’ll bet you a new car I can break much faster than you.

Now, let me remind you that these are just FEW of the things that really piss me off about drivers. I have can’t say that I haven’t committed any of these driving fowls because I definitely have. But I don’t make the same mistake twice, especially when it comes to driving (unless you count the number of accidents I’ve been in…). Cars are a privilege and not a right, so take care of them and drive safely, not just for you, but for those around you as well. Driving is serious business and if you don’t plan to take it seriously, stay off the fucking road. Which is definitely advice that most of you should PROBABLY consider taking.

Enough of my (road) rage fueled rant. Just everyone please drive responsibly, drive respectfully, and be sure that no matter what happens, you’re always safe. Driving is no joke and should never be treated as such. So never be one of these asshats on the road!!

Be safe out there my friends!