Introductions suck, but everyone's gotta make em.

Being able to explain the mission of Always a Lady is something that I have never quite been able to perfect. The easiest way to describe it is an act of feminism… but that isn’t really what this is. This is a form of expression for any woman who has ever really wanted to be something. Any woman who has ever wanted to be something BIG and just thinking about the reactions of men makes her back down. The stigma that the male gender has left on women holds them back and keeps them in their “rightful place” in the kitchen. Well, Always a Lady is aiming to break those molds, cross those lines, and create an environment where any dream is possible for any woman. NOT that those dreams aren’t possible now, but Always a Lady is adding it’s own little twist.

In addition to wanting your big, badass dreams to come true, we want you to be able to burp, and fart your way to the top, allowing your scent to take hold, and when at the top, take a huge whiff and say, “I’m here, bitches!” We want you to not only be able to dream like men, but also be able to act like men. Itch thy crotch when the time feels right, let out the loudest, most gut-wrenching belch of all time, or even fart in a room full of people and fucking own it. It’s the little things that really count ladies, so let them add up, won’t ya?

Here at Always a Lady it is our goal to keep you laughing and happy at all times. We want you to not only be yourself, but to be the most raunchy, sarcastic, and possibly offensive version that you can be in the process. We want to watch you break out of the double standards chrysalis and spread your wings into the strong, badass butterfly we know that you are!

All of that being said, welcome to Always a Lady, where we let it ALL hang out. We hope that you will stand beside us in out hang out-edness and pride yourself on those belches that you KNOW would score a 10 in the belch olympics.

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